Cats are majestic and whimsical creatures that bring joy to those around them. If just the thought of these sweet and fuzzy creatures makes you smile, these hiss-terical cat jokes for kids will have you laughing out loud. They are purrfect for kids of all ages, even if some of them are a bit cheesy!

What color do kittens love the most?

Purrple.

What did the kitten have at its birthday party?

What did the kitten have at its birthday party?

A pounce house.

What do you call a pirate with a cat on his shoulder?

What do you call a pirate with a cat on his shoulder?

A purr-ate.

What do you call a cat who lives at the beach?

What do you call a cat who lives at the beach?

Sandy claws.

What do you get when you cross a ball with a cat?

What do you get when you cross a ball with a cat?

A fur ball.

What do you call an old tomcat?

What do you call an old tomcat?

Grand-paw.

What do you call a pile of cats?

What do you call a pile of cats?

A meow-ntain.

Why do cats hate laptops?

Why do cats hate laptops?

They don’t have a mouse.

What is a cat’s favorite cereal?

What is a cat’s favorite cereal?

Mice Krispies.

Why is it so hard for a leopard to hide?

Why is it so hard for a leopard to hide?

Because he’s always spotted.

How do you spell mousetrap using only three letters?

How do you spell mousetrap using only three letters?

C-A-T!

What is a cat’s favorite dessert?

What is a cat’s favorite dessert?

Chocolate mouse.

What do you call a cat who became a doctor?

What do you call a cat who became a doctor?

A first-aid cat.

What is a cat’s favorite movie?

What is a cat’s favorite movie?

The Sound of Mewsic.

Why can’t you watch a movie with a cat?

Why can’t you watch a movie with a cat?

He can’t stop pushing the paws button.

What do cats like to eat on hot days?

What do cats like to eat on hot days?

Mice cream cones.

What’s a cat’s favorite TV show?

What's a cat's favorite TV show?

Claw and Order.

What’s a cat’s favorite subject in school?

What's a cat's favorite subject in school?

MEWsic.

What song do kittens always request at dances?

What song do kittens always request at dances?

Mice Mice Baby.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a parrot?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a parrot?

A carrot.

Why do cats make terrible storytellers?

Why do cats make terrible storytellers?

They only have one tail.

How does a cat decide what he wants from a store?

How does a cat decide what he wants from a store?

He flips through the cat-alog.

What kind of musician do cats like to be?

What kind of musician do cats like to be?

Purr-cussionists.

What do you call cats that live in igloos?

What do you call cats that live in igloos?

Eski-meows.

What is a cat’s favorite day of the week?

What is a cat's favorite day of the week?

Cat-urday.

When cats need to go to the airport, who do they call?

When cats need to go to the airport, who do they call?

A tabby.

How is a cat like a coin?

How is a cat like a coin?

It has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

Why can’t a group of cats get together to play games?

Why can't a group of cats get together to play games?

There are too many cheetahs.

What happens when cats who like each other go on a date?

What happens when cats who like each other go on a date?

They hiss.

What happened after the cat ate a ball of wool?

What happened after the cat ate a ball of wool?

She had mittens.

What do you call a cat police force?

What do you call a cat police force?

Claw enforcement.

What’s a cat’s favorite sport?

What's a cat's favorite sport?

Hairball.

Why did the teenage cat get sent to his room?

Why did the teenage cat get sent to his room?

He had a bad cat-titude.

How do you know your cat used your computer?

How do you know your cat used your computer?

Your mouse has teeth marks on it.

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